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freckledbuttchester:

I have such a weakness for characters who use snark and humor to cover up the fact that they feel like huge fuck ups but they’re actually heroes with hearts of gold and smart as all hell

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My dad ran into an old friend of his today, and they were catching up...

  • Friend:"So how's your daughter doing?"
  • Dad:"Great! She's in college now, and she's doing really well. We're really proud of her."
  • Friend:"What's she studying?"
  • Dad:"Political Science."
  • Friend:"And does she have a boyfriend?"
  • Dad:"Actually, she came out as gay several years ago."
  • Friend:"You know that's... UNNATURAL... right??"
  • Dad:"No, I don't think so, actually. My daughter's sexual orientation is a biological reality. It makes biological sense to me. You know what doesn't make biological sense? Her damned cat walks on a leash. A LEASH. Just trots along on a leash like a damned dog. It's the weirdest thing I've ever seen in my life. THAT is what's unnatural."
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vinebox:

That one friend that be goin too far listening to music

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zayrn:

there’s literally no point in teaching girls to be body positive if you only use men’s opinions for validation like “boys like girls with curves” nah get that the fuck out of here

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hotsundayschoolteacher:

earthdad:

Girls need to stop wearing crop tops or I might have to resort to action by tickling them and blowing on their tummies bc they’re so darn cute

this post ended well

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shiporsink:

lilkittygrl:

you-can-call-me-carl:

How come a girl can wear guys clothes and look cute or wear a suit and look hot, but when a guy wears a dress or a skirt it’s weird?

because our society thinks it’s degrading to be feminine

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cindycrawfordhair:

Why would you get annoyed with someone for growing and changing as time passes. Thats healthy and that’s what you should be doing you stagnant primordial swamp ooze ass bitch

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